Kili, take my hand!


graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
  • graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
  • on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
  • graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
  • montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
  • graham: yes
  • graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
  • petra: we're half through voting now
  • graham: oh that's depressing
  • estonia: shows up
  • graham: is he standing outside a prison?
  • albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
  • graham: better than you
  • albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
  • graham: you should leave
  • eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
  • graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
  • germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
  • graham: speak for yourself
  • dude: breathes
  • graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
  • petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
  • graham: god, please, no
  • denmark: winning
  • graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
  • voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
  • graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
  • graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
  • graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice


agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country



∞ Inglourious Basterds (2009)

∞ Inglourious Basterds (2009)



John Krasinski lip-syncing to ‘Teenage Dream




hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.


Track Title: The Phoenix

Artist: Fall Out Boy

Album: Save Rock and Roll

 


Thanks for all the Vampire Diaries spoilers

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